Criticwatch

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Movie Title: PS: I Love You
Released By: Warner Bros
Tomatometer: 21% (as of Feb 4 2008)

Respected Critics say: "You could go see P.S. I Love You, or you could hit yourself on the head with a meat mallet." - Andrea Chase

Confirmed Quotewhore Sightings: (2)
"Tis the joy of the season." - Joanna Langfield
"The best romantic comedy in a very long time." - Bill Bregoli

It doesn’t open until Dec. 21, but Warner Bros aren’t taking any chances that negative word might get out, so the TV ads already boast a couple whorebag blurbs for PS: I Love You.

Joanna Langfield gives up some easy cheese with a Christmas riff, but ‘Dollar’ Bill Bregoli really sells the farm with his "best romantic comedy in a very long time" routine.

Seriously? How long does Bill think is a ‘very long time’? Long enough to bake a cake? Long enough to get to the video store and rent any other romantic comedy ever made?

Of course, Bregoli is also a dude who recommended The Heartbreak Kid, No Reservations and Failure To Launch, so it’s not like we couldn’t see him coming.

Welcome to the Hall, PS: I Love You.